George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Move It On Over

We were moving presents from one edit bay to a bigger office and I started singing this song. I started to think it was Christmas themed but I quickly realized that I was just being insanely literal with my inspiration. I tried replacing "Mean Old Dog" with "Santa Claus" but then it just made Santa seem like a philandering mess of a man, which I'm not saying he isn't but I have no proof so why besmirch the name of St. Nick with rumor-mongering. 
But, c'mon, we all kinda know, right?